During these uncertain times, we try and come together (metaphorically) to help each other out. For me and my housemates that means preparing for the inevitable Road Warrior society we are heading towards. Let the races for the last of the bog roll begin!!!
Welcome to heat 1 of the Covid Cup. 3 racers take to the wasteland track in 4 heats to see who takes the coveted final roll of triple ply. The race starts with The King taking an early lead, Thunder Wasp laying down suppressing fire and The Stank brings up the rear.
The racers pass the first gate, Thunder Wasp takes the lead as The Stank blasts The King into a smoking wreck. Thunder Wasp takes a direct hit from the The Stank's 125mm cannon as well, but pulls away before the heavy artillery can finish the job.
The King wastes no time in getting back in the race after re-spawning at the first gate. Thunder Wasp passes gate 2 and holds the lead.
Determined to keep a good opponent down (permanently if they can) The Stank fire a few cheeky pistols in drive-by and take out The King's tires sending the racer back to the first gate.... again.
The Stank, chalking up 2 wrecks and clearing the second gate look to be gaining on Thunder Wasp, but the furious yellow racer clears gate 3 entering the home stretch.
Back of the pack, The King approaches gate 2.
Thunder Wasp has the finish line in his sights, The Stank is falling behind and unable to get a clear shot.
...and it's over! Thunder Wasp has won the first heat of the Covid Cup.
The Victorious speedster on the podium. Next race, The Stank will need to get in some more target practice and the King will need to get his act together.
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