Welcome Race fans to first Firestorm Grand Prix Death Race.
We've had a few warm up races to get the drivers prepared and keep the fans
excited, but now we're bring you the main event! Five racers, One lap and all
to play for, the Shiny and Chrome FS Plaque. Thrilling times!!!
There's the starting horn and already the racers have taken
to smashes and carnage tactics rather than trying to win the race. Wait a
minute....
... Yes! Rad Kings 1, Driver Andrey, has pulled a head of
the scrum and is heading for the first gate.
Looks like the rest of the drivers are getting their acts
together, though NVR 3, Driver Joe, seems to have completely forgotten this is
a race and now believes he's playing Demolition. At least it'll keep this race
interesting. Back to the race, Rad Kings 2, Driver Gaz, has punched the Nitro
and has made it through the first gate, he's closing the gap on Andrey. Shame
about that last minute spin out. Guess he'll be practicing his three-point turn
whilst the other racer catch up.
Andrey is holding the lead and has made it under the bridge
with miles of free space, between him and the pursuing cars, but it is still
anyone's race, folk.
Wait a minute! What's this?! Joe is going off road! before
even passing the first gate, the NVR pick-up driver is embracing his
All-American roots and has gone hunting in the wild. It looks like he's trying
the head off the other races at the foot of the bridge. This is some serious
Dick Dastardly level scheming.
Back to the actual race for a moment, Gaz has made it
through the bridge, closely followed by the Thunder Wasps 13 Driver, Dave and
catching up is Rad Kings 3, Keron.
Keron looks, like he's going to "Thread the
needle" between his rivals, but alas, he loses his nerve at the last
second!
As the other drivers untangle themselves under the bridge,
Andrey has sped ahead of the crowd and is passing second, third and FOURTH
gate! He's heading for the bridge....
Looks like Andrey may have this race in the bag, folks. Get
ready to collect on those debts- hold the phone!
I've spoken too soon. Joe has resurfaced into the race,
though I don't think this is going to see him winning anything anytime soon, it
will certainly leave us with fond memories. Thank you Joe, you glorious nutta!
It looks like he's going for...
... yep, why do anything else...
TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!
Whilst he Wreck-Clean-Up Crews deal with Andrey and Joe's
Re-spawn Protocols (Trust me folks, you've not seen the last of them) let's get back to the other racers.
Gaz has pulled ahead of the pack and is making a break for
the bridge. Dave and Keron are hot on
his heels, but the nippy red hot rod is showing them both up for speed. Keron
and Dave just can't get the better of each other. Neither driver is giving
ground and the exchange of fire power is like a fireworks show....
... and there's the crescendo! Thank you for dazzling
display boys. It's great to see a mid-race light show to keep the fans
interested. On that note, I've just been informed that Andrey has re-spawned at
the fourth gate and Joe has restarted at the finish-line? Gaz has made it across the bridge, but it looks
like he's lost control, and Andrey has gone in for the kill!
What a s shocker, Andrey is back in the lead and coming up
on the finish line. The only thing standing in his way is the self proclaimed
master of disaster, Joe who seems determined to chase his adversary to the end
of the earth!
Well, what can I say, folks? It's been a hell of a race, but
after checking the Judges Rulebook, nothing says that the winning car has to be
intact to claim a trophy....
The race finished and the casualties removed, it's time to
go to the trophy ceremony. The FS Shiny and Chrome Trophy goes to Andrey and by
audience votes, the Duke of Hazard Trophy goes to Joe for VERY obvious reasons.
